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For your consideration: A Million Kid Expenses.

That’s what one of Money King’s best friends has been hearing lately.

Why?

Because he’s having his first child. Now, of course, we all know of the millions of expenses related to children. Today, however, Money King wanted to isolate 5 expenses that his buddy might not be thinking of that are kind of hard to avoid.

1. Unfinished meals: No matter how many “KIDS EAT FREE!” meals you can reap in, you’ll still wind up throwing away 50% of half-eaten meals at home or in restaurants. Kids seem to love to NOT clean their plates.
2. Lost personal possessions: Whether they be keys down the toilet, or cell phones in the garbage, look to your kids to take some of your most irreplaceable items and lose them—forever.
3. Pet injuries: This might seem like a stretch, but think about it. If someone’s going to let your cat out to get hurt by coyotes, or accidentally burn your dog, or stab your fish in the eye, it’s your kids and not you.
4. House damage: Say hello to more time lost unclogging toilets, filling holes in your back yard, patching holes in drywall and repainting walls.
5. Busted ear drums: Maybe Money King’s friend will get lucky, but for those of you with “screamers” you know what I’m talking about . . .

Good luck out there.

Keywords: family, kids, money, costs, expenses, children