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For your consideration: Real Estate Profits And Losses: Burn, baby. Burn!!!!. Scenario 39.

We can’t express enough the strategy behind having unlimited access to a burn pit, incinerator, or at least someone that has such things . . .

Two reasons:

1. Anyway you shake it, most trash is burnable. It’s capable of being burned and therefore not a headache or expense for you to dispose of in your already pressed time.
2. If you’re an environmentalist, or if you believe in burning everything on earth, you’ll still have plenty to burn as a landlord: paper, cardboard, wood (the worst), etc., etc., etc., blah, blah, blah.

If you can’t incinerate, then you’ve got to get dumpsters or 30 gallon cans and haul them to other people’s dumpsters in the middle of the night probably spilling garbage juice all over your clothes, shoes and vehicle in the process.

Now, this might not sound too bad. Imagine, however, fixing a water heater at 9PM. Imagine replacing one at 9PM, then having to haul all sorts of garbage, because the tenant left before breaking the water tank. Think of all that weight on your back and feet.

You have pay someone for a dumpster for all the trash! Enough is enough. Burn it all! Burn it all!

Good luck out there.

Keywords: landlord, tenant, trash, burn, junk, environment