The Money Kings' Top 10 Reasons To Love The IRS.

Submitted by moneyking on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 22:55.

For your consideration: The Money Kings' Top 10 Reasons To Love The IRS.

We’ve never done a Top 10 list, but with the most recent announcements about the problems of US economic policy, tax rebates, recession and the like, we thought everyone could use a list from The Money Kings targeted at every American’s favorite governmental office.

Top 10 Reasons To Love the US IRS

  1. If only death and taxes are certain, and they’ll be the last two things for you to love in your life, then the IRS provides an easy choice.
  2. Of all the people that send you garbage emails, at least the IRS states publicly that it will never try to collect your information via email.
  3. The IRS is always ready and able to help you solve the stressful problem of getting rid of any money you don’t think you need.
  4. The IRS has no reason to discriminate! All money is green to them.
  5. The IRS has absolute power, and never lies about it by saying it’s YOUR FRIEND.
  6. You never have to wonder why they’re calling or visiting your house. No ulterior motives . . .
  7. You never have to sit around WONDERING about whether or not to get your buddies together with a bunch of sticks and signs to protest the IRS. You already know it’ll be a waste of time.
  8. You have to admit: They do have a pretty decent web site! There’s no reason for the to make it more confusing for people to get forms to turn over more cash.
  9. At least the IRS still employs real people! At some point, The Money Kings expect the US Government to turn the IRS into one big computer program that tracks income and collects fees at the end of every April, and then plays chess with human opponents in Russia the other 11 months of the year over the Internet.
  10. Finally, only the IRS has the talent to mail out economic stimulus checks starting in May 2008 while also planning to SPEND $42 million in March 2008 to notify taxpayers that they’ll be mailing out stimulus checks in May 2008!



The Money Kings have a tip for the IRS:


Don’t spend $42 million of our money to tell us something we already know!



Good luck out there.
The Money Kings


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